Karaoké The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
You'll act like you never seen a white person before jaws on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin' her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Doctor Dre said
Nothing you idiots
Doctor Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka
Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they got the Discovery
Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to
Carson Daly and
Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe!"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave
Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been to sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to 'cos
I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is
I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate
I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirty
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off for Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at
Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling and screaming
I don't give a...
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control one more time loud as you can how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real
Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us
Let's all stand up

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