Karaoké Put Another Log On The Fire (The Male Chauvinist National Anthem) Tompall Glaser

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
And put another log on the fire, babe
Come and tell me why you're leaving me
Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well a man can't love a woman more than that
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet
And you know it ain't feminine to fight
So put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
Boil me up another pot of tea then put another log on the fire, babe
Come and tell me why you're leaving me